Phrases Men Wish Their Women Would Say

* Of course I'll swallow it all...I love the taste!

* Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

* I'm bored...let's shave my pussy.

* Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

* That was a GREAT fart! Do another!

* I have decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

* You're so sexy when you are hung over!

* I would rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

* Let's subscribe to Hustler.

* Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

* Say, let's go down to the mall so that you can check out women's asses!

* I will be out painting the house.

* I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to play on Saturdays, too.

* Honey? Our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again...come see!

* I know it's tighter back there, but will you PLEASE try again?

* No, no...I'll take the car in for an oil change.

* Your mother is way better than mine!

* Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing & buy yourself some new clubs!

* I understand fully; our anniversary comes every year, for Christ's sake! You go hunting with the guys. It's a great stress reliever!

* What do you say we get a good porno movie, a 6-pack of Bud, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome?

* No, not the fucking mall again! Let's try that new tittie bar instead!

* Listen...I make enough money for us both. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to a 7 or 8?

* Honey, you need your sleep...stop getting up for night feedings!

* God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I am going to bust!

* I signed up for yoga classes so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you.

* Let's just skip the foreplay and romance, and get right down to fucking!

* I am on my period, so why don't you let me blow you? Better yet, go ahead and screw the secretary!