Phrases Men Wish Their Women Would Say

* Of course I'll swallow it all...I love the taste!

* Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

* I'm bored...let's shave my pussy.

* Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

* That was a GREAT fart! Do another!

* I have decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

* You're so sexy when you are hung over!

* I would rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

* Let's subscribe to Hustler.

* Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

* Say, let's go down to the mall so that you can check out women's asses!

* I will be out painting the house.

* I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to play on Saturdays, too.

* Honey? Our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again...come see!

* I know it's tighter back there, but will you PLEASE try again?

* No, no...I'll take the car in for an oil change.

* Your mother is way better than mine!

* Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing & buy yourself some new clubs!

* I understand fully; our anniversary comes every year, for Christ's sake! You go hunting with the guys. It's a great stress reliever!

* What do you say we get a good porno movie, a 6-pack of Bud, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome?

* No, not the fucking mall again! Let's try that new tittie bar instead!

* Listen...I make enough money for us both. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to a 7 or 8?

* Honey, you need your sleep...stop getting up for night feedings!

* God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I am going to bust!

* I signed up for yoga classes so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you.

* Let's just skip the foreplay and romance, and get right down to fucking!

* I am on my period, so why don't you let me blow you? Better yet, go ahead and screw the secretary!

Wordless Saturday

something about this is so serene.
for Wordless Wednesday.

Language

It doesn't make a difference to what language is my favorite.
What does matter is that how many understand everything I say.

I love the language a new born speaks to its parents which they always understand.
I love the language of a couple who look at each other and say it all.
I love the language of the angel which blesses us even when we sin.
I love the language of an old woman who looks at her son and conveys her dying message.

There is no one language I'd say is complete or a favorite.
I love all human languages which can be understood innately.
Bless you!
Happy Sunday All.

prompt by Sunday Scribblings

I want.... Wednesday

This weeks question is:

What do you want to know today.


I want to know where I originated.

Where was it that my great grand parents met.

How there life leaded into the direction that I was created.

Wordless Wednesday

About Me Thursday

Yes I have a phone.

Why do you keep a phone Masoud?

The phone is my girl friend. It is sexy, in shape, loves to be held, hears me when I talk but always disconnects when I press the wrong button!

You are making fun of me Masoud?

Dear you have more than just one wrong button.

About Me Friday

I am the man who parks in the handicapped section of parking.

Why do you do that Masoud?

Havent you heard woman 'Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.'

No you are wrooooooooong. I am not taken Woman.