Thursday, January 15, 2009

About Me Thursday

Yes I have a phone.

Why do you keep a phone Masoud?

The phone is my girl friend. It is sexy, in shape, loves to be held, hears me when I talk but always disconnects when I press the wrong button!

You are making fun of me Masoud?

Dear you have more than just one wrong button.

Friday, January 9, 2009

About Me Friday

I am the man who parks in the handicapped section of parking.

Why do you do that Masoud?

Havent you heard woman 'Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.'

No you are wrooooooooong. I am not taken Woman.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

About Me Tuesday

I am the man who smiles when things go wrong.

She asks me why?

Well honey I am the man who makes all wrongs and smiles because I have thought of someone to blame it on.

Happy now?